All it takes is a few seconds.....

No people this is not a Maggi instant mix caption. This is an attempt to delve into a far more complicated topic - accepted worldwide as the most complex phenomenon - 'how women brains work?'. The word 'brain' in this context would raise a few chuckles here and there but lets save it for some other time. The possibility of high - heeled footwear (any Prada users around?) trying to make contact with my nose-bridge looms high with the publishing of this, but then the very agitation this might bring about is a bit intoxicating.

Situation #1 : Boyfriend at work....
Amidst a busy weekday, when his brain is being fried alive, he gets a message from his 'love'. The display indeed brings a smile to his face only to last a few seconds for it might read : 'darling, lets catch a movie?'. Well what can he say politely apart from this: 'dear I am at work' to which the reply might be : 'dude I have seen other people at work too..so don't give me that shit'. To people who are paying attention; the transition from 'darling' to an 'arrogant dude' just took about say 20 seconds maximum (subject to network signal strength of course).

Situation #2 : People in a relation talking over phone....
Thanks to people like Sunil Bharti Mittal 10 ps/min or even 1 ps/min calls are a reality today. Considered a boon 'mistakenly' by many for people in relationships, I will call your attention this way. What Mr. Mittal forgot was the situation where the after a continuous shower of blah blah when the go quiet, when their counterparts decide to have a face-off then with this : "why are you silent?...am I boring you?...you don't have much interest in me these days, do you?' By the time the guys do come up with something to save themselves, it would have soon turned from 'I love you' to "its not working'. Yes just within a few seconds.

Situation #3 : People in a relation over an argument...
Relation and fights are like Adam and Eve. Ranging from 'why din ya mesg me yest?' to cheating on your gf/bf the list is light-years long. Without no doubt justice can be on any side. But for 'convenience' lets just assume that the guy is right this time. After being put through all the bullshit if he ever makes the mistake of raising a finger or using an F word, you are literally a goner dude. Whatever defenses you had till then concreting your good-heartedness will all be washed away with just one sentence: 'how dare you behave with me like that? I am after all a girl. It was indeed a mistake to be with you'. There you go dude - a 10 second long sentence does the trick here too.

Situation #4 : Batman Begins
Wondering what a movie name is doing here?. Hang on. Throughout the movie one might have noticed, Rachel going 'ooo...aaah' over Batman's spectacular stunts and muscle flexing. That time secretive little Bruce Wayne ( Batman's true identity ) was a nobody to her. Towards the end , that too after sharing a kiss, knowing everything about Batman, she decides to have 'normal man'. The mighty Batman who beats the shit out of bad guys - who is he now? dumbass? - Time taken : not over 60 seconds.

Verdict : I am still at loss how these 'things' work.

(Based on 'Pyar ka Panchnama'?..Yes is it)